That yesterday, I wantonly and willfully, with complete disregard for public health and wellbeing, planted the Spiderman theme song (and Simpsons version), in the minds of hundreds of innocent readers.
For this, I humbly apologize, and, in meagre recompense, offer you this:
Yes. Photoshopped Spider Dress Throwdown Sewdown.
Unfortunately, I was too lazy to go back and take photos in more active, cooler poses, so this is what you get. I like to think we’re about to go rescue some poor soul from the curse of ill-fitting storebought clothing…
Also, this is totally Oona’s fault.